GUERRILLA SITINGS
NEWSCAST WITH CAMERA MAN
NEWS JOURNALIST:
HERE WE ARE – AT THE STATE CAPITOL BUILIDING
WHERE A COURT ORDER HAS BEEN ISSUED TO
REMOVE THE SCENE OF THE NATIVITY.
AND OHH MY GLOWING GUERRILLLA GET A LOAD OF THAT!
THE JOURNALISTS POINTS HIS MICROPHONE WITH EYES WIDE OPEN.
NEWS JOURNALIST:
JESUS!
GLOWING GUERRILLA SWOOPS DOWN AND WHIPS THE BABY JESUS
STATUE FROM THE LAW MEN - AS THEY WORK TO DISMANTLE THE SCENE.
GLOWING GUERRILLA SCOOPS UP THE BABY JESUS IN HIS ARMS
A TEAR STREAMS DOWN THE SUPER GORILLA’S CHEEK.
GLOWING GUERRILLA:
YOU HUMANS HAVE FOUGHT MANY WARS TO KEEP
THIS COUNTRY FREE- AND YET THESE COURTS
ARE DOING EVERYTHING IN THEIR POWER TO DESTROY
THE BASIC FOUNDATION OF THIS GREAT FREE LAND
UNDER GOD - IT IS BOTH A SHAME AND DISGRACE.
I HOPE YOU WILL STAND UP TO DEFEND THE HONOR
OF OUR LADY LIBERTY AND ALL HER GLORY- BEFORE
IT IS TO LATE - AND THE FAVOR OF GOD SHINES UPON
YOU NO MORE- FIGHT FOR THE BABY JESUS!
THE PATTY WAGONS SWARM IN -
THE COPS RUN TOWARD GORILLA WITH BILLY CLUBS READY TO BRAWL
GUERRILLA:
GGH- GOTTA RUN.
GLOWING VANISHES INTO THE CROWD.